fuckmikefuck asked: I talked to you for a long time a couple years back at Ricky Martin's 1920's themed house party, and from that night I knew you would eventually be a comedian. You're funny as fuck and I've thoroughly enjoyed reading through all 16 pages of this blog
Anonymous asked: Are these your actual matches or do you you right swipe er'rybody?
I swipe right on everyone because frankly the retention rate of people who still want to talk to you is remarkably low when you open a conversation with “I just spilled so much soup”
Also because my life goal is to make out with literally everyone
Anonymous asked: Mate can I have $5
Dude no I’m so poor
Anonymous asked: If you've posted the names and pictures that some girls have used on Tinder, would you consider posting the ones you use publicly? ... so i know who to avoid on the app
My identity is extremely public, there’s a whole page with a photo of me! I use my own pictures on tinder so it’s not hard to figure out it’s me.