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Anonymous said: there's garlic bread in the fridge, and my mum keeps asking "you going to eat that?" and i fly into a rage as I scream "I TOLD U IT MAKES ME RLY GASSY AND UNCOMFORTABLE!!! DON'T U THINK I WANNA EAT IT??? LIFE HAS CONSEQUENCES LADY"

Hey Garlic Bread anon, I’m worried about you. Do you have a therapist or close friend who could help you through this? 

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Anonymous said: Please motivate me to lose weight.

Honestly losing weight is difficult but also not difficult. It’s about working your brain into a space where you realize that you want it and that it’ll make your life better

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It’s the weekend, ask is open

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Anonymous said: have been without garlic bread for over two weeks now. dark days.

I’m worried about u anon

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Anonymous said: Are u really 6'8

dude no I’d hate that I’d have to buy special pants and everything

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Anonymous said: Are you gonna buy Shadow of Mordor

Already did broh

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caria-angelina said: Cats, dogs, or both? Do you like to go on random adventures? Early Bird or Night Owl? Do you enjoy Harry Potter/LOTR?

I like both, prefer cats in terms of pets id like to own. I like adventures too much. I’m a night owl with a 9-5. I like Harry Potter a whole lot but LOVE lotr

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Anonymous said: it's not just the gas, trust me I love garlic bread enough to pass through the veil of pain and misery that is running away from my own farts at work. it is the pain and bloating that lasts for the rest of the day and half of the next that is getting me down.

Dude what are you putting in your garlic bread