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Anonymous said: I met a girl on Tinder who I actually like, is our relationship doomed?

Your war has just begun old friend. 

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The weekend ask is open. Send me you queries.

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Hey guys sketch comedy is really hard but I worked for hours on this one so let’s go ahead and make it go viral

Hey guys sketch comedy is really hard but I worked for hours on this one so let’s go ahead and make it go viral

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itsdansheehan:

Hey guys I made a christian EDM song because I didnt know if one existed

I got bored and made this 

Reblogging for relevance

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Hey guys sketch comedy is really hard but I worked for hours on this one so let’s go ahead and make it go viral

Hey guys sketch comedy is really hard but I worked for hours on this one so let’s go ahead and make it go viral

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itsdansheehan:

Hey guys I’ve been working really hard on this sketch and I think that if we worked really hard it could go viral

itsdansheehan:

Hey guys I’ve been working really hard on this sketch and I think that if we worked really hard it could go viral

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Talking about tattoos y’all

Talking about tattoos y’all

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Anonymous said: YOU'RE AMAZING OMG I LOVE YOU

:D

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geekyinseattle said: Since your life goal is literally to make out with everyone, can we make out next time you're in Seattle? I have paperwork confirming I don't have oral herpes. As an inducement I'll let you pick the location and soundtrack.

Location: Peak of the space needle
Soundtrack: Higher Love - Steve Winwood
Twist: I laugh for 40 minutes about this terrible joke and you quickly lose interest. My quest continues