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Asks y’all

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Anonymous said: How do girls you date irl feel about you running a tumblr comprised of you tindering other girls? Not meant judgmentally, I'm curious.

I haven’t dated anyone who particularly minds but I also haven’t been in a serious relationship since I started the blog so we’ll see at some point I guess

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Bit Central with Pete Byrne

cooldadpodcast:


Pete Byrne is a sketchwriter for Two Man Hammer, iO’s internet sketch group and he performs regularly with his improv team Polar Pig. Pete is a delight and his dad is an unforgettable personality that brought a new level of energy to the Stustustudio. 


Jordan Haynes is a very talented improvisor and shares Pete’s Dad’s distate for our studio intern, Clint. 


Check out our newest episode!

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Anonymous said: if hell is below us, why rnt we burning? is hell some sort of awesome place where there is a highway to go there?if we want to go to heaven, we have to take the stairs. that doesnt seem blissful at all?

Heaven is a dance floor

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Anonymous said: snugglebunny?

Cuddlepug

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Anonymous said: I cuddled with this guy last nite then he was expecting me to kiss him before we wake up today but i chickened out and now its all awkward what should i do--?

say “hey i wanted to make out but I thought I saw a bug and that was super gross but it was just some dust so yeah are we cool?”

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Anonymous said: "Geese can be troublesome" made me wonder. Favorite Simpsons quote?

you got it!

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Anonymous said: Give me a fortune.

Geese can be troublesome