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fuckmikefuck asked: I talked to you for a long time a couple years back at Ricky Martin's 1920's themed house party, and from that night I knew you would eventually be a comedian. You're funny as fuck and I've thoroughly enjoyed reading through all 16 pages of this blog

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isuckattinder:

Last night I had a party at my home. It was a lot of fun but someone threw up in my bathroom so I wrote them this letter asking why

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itsdansheehan:

fort-ydaysandfort-ynights:

Fort-y Days & Fort-y Nights Video Blog #17 w/ Dan Sheehan

Ok, finally back to normal after craziness.

My interview with comedian/host of We Still Like You, Dan Sheehan in which we discuss investing in a relationship, the difficulty of dating while doing standup and the saddest viewing of the film Once of all time.

Follow Dan on Twitter @ItsDanSheehan and check out We Still Like You on Facebook!

My interview for Fort-y Days and Fort-y Nights went up today! For those of you not familiar with this project, my friend Dave Losso recently went through a breakup and decided to spend 40 days living in a dope blanket fort. He invites comedians to the fort to talk about relationships, life, and all that other cool stuff you talk about in forts. Dave is great and so is this project so check it out!

This is me being interviewed!

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Anonymous asked: Are these your actual matches or do you you right swipe er'rybody?

I swipe right on everyone because frankly the retention rate of people who still want to talk to you is remarkably low when you open a conversation with “I just spilled so much soup”

Also because my life goal is to make out with literally everyone

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Anonymous asked: Mate can I have $5

Dude no I’m so poor

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Ask is open

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Anonymous asked: If you've posted the names and pictures that some girls have used on Tinder, would you consider posting the ones you use publicly? ... so i know who to avoid on the app

My identity is extremely public, there’s a whole page with a photo of me! I use my own pictures on tinder so it’s not hard to figure out it’s me.

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itsdansheehan:

Can we talk about this? Can we talk about how the number 2,065,407 is a number involving real people? It’s been a surreal week.

itsdansheehan:

Can we talk about this? Can we talk about how the number 2,065,407 is a number involving real people? It’s been a surreal week.