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Anonymous asked: If you've posted the names and pictures that some girls have used on Tinder, would you consider posting the ones you use publicly? ... so i know who to avoid on the app

My identity is extremely public, there’s a whole page with a photo of me! I use my own pictures on tinder so it’s not hard to figure out it’s me.

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itsdansheehan:

Can we talk about this? Can we talk about how the number 2,065,407 is a number involving real people? It’s been a surreal week.

itsdansheehan:

Can we talk about this? Can we talk about how the number 2,065,407 is a number involving real people? It’s been a surreal week.

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Hey y’all I’m going to start censoring images on posts to exclude the people’s faces. For those of you that aren’t hooked into the I Suck At Tinder facebook page, we just inadvertently grew from about 2000 followers to about 45,000 which is crazy, so I’m going to go to some extra effort to conceal identities from here on out

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Anonymous asked: If we were to, say, have a mutual friend and I think you are absolutely hilarious, how weird on a scale of 1 to 10 would it be for me to reach out to you .. not on tinder.. just so we can do cool friend stuff like hopscotch down Michigan avenue and go to all themed bars like Cheesies or Mindy's Hot Chocolate?

Sure! 

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Anonymous asked: Serious question! How do I talk to guys on tinder? I'm really shy and have no game but I have lots of matches that haven't messaged me yet... I want to make the first move but what do I even say? I am so bad at talking to people my god

It’s the internet so the stakes are super low, just say anything really and things will likely go your way. Ask them about elder gods or which king they like the most

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Anonymous asked: what's your favourite llama haircut?

The Macklemore haircut

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Anonymous asked: Do you believe in magic?

In a young girl’s heart